Top 10 Ways To Write Forgettable Short Love Poems
1 - Outsource your writing to Homer Simpson. Homer is proof that not everyone can write decent romantic messages. Let’s face it. Some people should just stick to other things, like making people laugh at you.
2 - Get really drunk. Wait until you’re incoherent and then start writing. Hopefully, you won’t remember anything when you wake up.
3 - Write about what really pisses you off about your partner. Make sure to write about how annoyed you get and what you would really say if you
